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"Dirty Old Corn Water" Bourbon Whiskey Rocks glass

$17.50
Sale price  $17.50 Regular price 
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"Dirty Old Corn Water" Bourbon Whiskey Rocks glass

$17.50
Sale price  $17.50 Regular price 
The ultimate reality check for the premium whiskey collector.

Distilleries love to spin romantic yarns about limestone-filtered spring water, heritage oak barrels, and generational secrets passed down through centuries. We’re here to remind you of the federal legal reality: by law, that $150 bottle you just spent three weeks hunting down is a grain mixture that is at least 51% fermented corn.

You aren't drinking a mystical elixir. You're drinking expensive, aged corn water. And it's beautiful.

• Glass material
• Volume: 10.5 oz. (311 ml)
• Height: 3.4″ (8.64 cm)
• Diameter: 3.2″ (8.13 cm)
• Blank product sourced from the United States

Disclaimer: Not dishwasher or microwave safe. Hand-wash only.

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