{"product_id":"dirty-old-corn-water-bourbon-whiskey-rocks-glass","title":"\"Dirty Old Corn Water\" Bourbon Whiskey Rocks glass","description":"The ultimate reality check for the premium whiskey collector. \u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nDistilleries love to spin romantic yarns about limestone-filtered spring water, heritage oak barrels, and generational secrets passed down through centuries. We’re here to remind you of the federal legal reality: by law, that $150 bottle you just spent three weeks hunting down is a grain mixture that is at least 51% fermented corn. \u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nYou aren't drinking a mystical elixir. You're drinking expensive, aged corn water. And it's beautiful.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• Glass material\u003cbr\u003e\n• Volume: 10.5 oz. (311 ml)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Height: 3.4″ (8.64 cm)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Diameter: 3.2″ (8.13 cm)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Blank product sourced from the United States\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nDisclaimer: Not dishwasher or microwave safe. Hand-wash only.","brand":"Allocated Goods Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52239217623342,"sku":"4742495_19793","price":17.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0996\/8146\/8718\/files\/rocks-glass-10.5-oz-front-6a3d55d3df201.jpg?v=1782404582","url":"https:\/\/allocatedgoods.com\/products\/dirty-old-corn-water-bourbon-whiskey-rocks-glass","provider":"Allocated Goods Co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}